‘Where I can’t borrow money I borrow govt models,’ excited Imran tells anxious Mahathir
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KUALA LUMPUR – Prime Minister Imran Khan on Wednesday told...
Imran asks US to assess why Taliban strong 72 hours before asking US not...
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“The US should do a serious assessment of why, despite...
Gondal transferred again in tough response to Trump’s statement
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Tensions have flared up again in Pak-US relations as Pakistan...
Malfunctioning Cynthia Ritchie unit replaced by new Cynthia Ritchie unit
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A CRZ-3001 unit was replaced on Friday after it started...
After reflecting on Kashmir statement, have decided to take back retirement: Afridi
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Saying he is deeply sorry about his statements regarding Kashmir,...
‘Contempt of court safer than contempt of…’ Daniyal Aziz says as he withdraws plea...
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ISLAMABAD – Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) leader Daniyal Aziz said...
MQM-Pakistan revokes Farooq Sattar’s gym membership
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KARACHI – The Muttahida Qaumi Movement-Pakistan (MQM-P) has decided to...
‘Saudi bailout one time thing, didn’t mean anything,’ Pakistan reassures IMF
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ISLAMABAD – Pakistan on Tuesday reassured the International Monetary Fund...
Won’t talk about missing govt officials because I am a sensitive matter, says Afridi
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The federal minister of state of interior Shehryar Afridi said...
Centre of power CM Buzdar asks party leadership if he could finally visit Lahore...
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LAHORE – The centre of power in Punjab, the head...
Why does Corrupt Patwari League think NAB is biased, asks Shehzad Saleem
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The incredibly Corrupt Patwari League is unnecessarily accusing the National...
Govt appoints TLP sword protestor as new PITB chairman to replace Dr Umar Saif
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LAHORE – The Punjab government has decided to appoint the...
Crisis in news media: massive layoffs at Geo; Mangoo to host Capital Talk
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The twin-scourge of censorship and financial crisis in the Pakistani...
Sword carrying protester announced sexiest Halloween costume by Zealot Magazine
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ISLAMABAD – A protester, allegedly belonging to the Tehreek-e-Labbaik Pakistan...
Starting now, state will make example out of lawbreakers, no wait, starting now: Afridi
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The federal state minister for interior affairs Shehryar Afridi came...
Lonely prison inmates pin hopes on CJP to bring ‘Adiala’s life’ Nawaz Sharif back...
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RAWALPINDI – Dejected and desperate inmates of Adiala Jail are...
ANP sends retrospective, posthumous show cause notices to Wali Khan, Ghaffar Khan
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Both Congress leader Ghaffar “Bacha” Khan and his son, NAP/ANP...
