Trump requests Pakistan to provide him safe haven from Mueller investigation
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WASHINGTON/ISLAMABAD – US President Donald Trump sent a letter to...
‘Unfair to expect me to remember all times I’ve abused authority’, innocent Nawaz tells...
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ISLAMABAD – Exhibiting trademark innocence and absolute clueless as to...
Modric joins PTI after ending ‘decade long muk muka’ between Ronaldo, Messi
ISLAMABAD – After winning the 2018 Ballon d'Or, Croatia and Real Madrid superstar Luka Modric held a meeting with the leaders of Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf...
Ruet-e-Hilal committee sights irony in PTI govt taking action against TLP
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ISLAMABAD – The Central Ruet-e-Hilal committee met on Sunday evening...
Impartial PM to hold follow-up interview with critical journalists as soon as they find...
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ISLAMABAD – After Prime Minister Imran Khan shed light on...
‘No longer catering to country’s five-and-a-half liberals,’ PML-N reassures nation’s extremists
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LAHORE – Criticising the government’s move to try Tehreek-e-Labbaik Pakistan...
Bushra Bibi denies any link to PTI’s performance in first 100 days
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Distancing herself from her husband's claims that credit for the...
BJP government takes notice of Pakistan state-sponsored cross-border activity near Kartarpur
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NEW DELHI – The Bharatya Janata Party (BJP) government in...
CJP heads to Rio de Janeiro to meet his hero after Brazilian Chief Justice...
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RIO DE JANEIRO – Chief Justice of Pakistan Saqib Nisar...
Sidhu next in line to take over as Punjab CM once Buzdar’s rock star...
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KARTARPUR – Continuing their WhatsApp conversation at the sidelines of...
Cannot list ‘92 World Cup victory as 100 day achievement, Imran told
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A nervous hustle has ensued in Islamabad as members of...
Nation’s uncles urge media to give follow up on that Czech model
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In a strongly worded rebuke, the nation’s uncles have reprimanded...
New government completes almost three and half months in only 100 days
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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – The new Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) has completed almost...
Multiple TLY factions, religious parties to unite Muslim Ummah separately
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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE – After the arrest of Tehrik Labbaik Ya Rasool...
Sexy Najam Sethi to be roped in as next James Bond after glamorous promo
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LAHORE – Journalist, politician, fashionista Najam Sethi is all set...
Mesmerised waiter at luxury London hotel donates his tip to CJP’s Dam fund
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LONDON – Inspired and moved after two hours of serving...
Rigid IMF condition asking Pakistan to eventually pay back loan stalls bailout negotiations
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ISLAMABAD – Talks remained inconclusive between the International Monetary Fund...
