‘Karma bitten’ Nawaz still having to offer explanations for actions of those in-charge of...
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ISLAMABAD – After expressing regret over the assault of a...
PML(N) plans protest against Wajid Zia’s appointment as Shehbaz’s doctor
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The Pakistan Muslim League (N) has planned a series of protests...
PML-N condemns ‘prejudiced’ NAB’s inaction after Fawad Chaudhry’s revealed assets proven fake
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LAHORE – The Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) has issued a...
Desperate Asad Umer asks finance ministry officials to try turning economy switch off/on
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The finance minister on Wednesday expressed his intention to try...
‘Two-year-old video’ – Foresighted Afridi addressed MML’s fears over a year before MML’s creation
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ISLAMABAD – Humbly denying that he is a time traveler,...
It could be argued that Pakistan won ‘71 war, says white person found on...
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Saying that there was definitely room for arguing that Pakistan...
‘Three-year tenure’ referred to how long it takes me to get worried about democracy,...
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HYDERABAD – Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) Co-chairman Asif Ali Zardari...
NatGeo to make documentary on dwindling number of N Leaguers that are still not...
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Acclaimed wildlife documentarians National Geographic are set to make a...
Proud Pakistan boasts sixth highest number of humans on Int’l Human Rights Day
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ISLAMABAD – President Arif Alvi on the occasion of International...
Finance ministry officials open bailout talks with Ambani Marriage Fund
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ISLAMABAD/UDAIPUR – Pakistan government has opened talks with the Ambani...
‘Just something in my eye’ says Hamza Abbasi wiping away tears after Murad Saeed...
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Wiping away from his eyes what were clearly tears but...
Exemplary PM Khan gets A++ in PM Khan’s ministers’ performance review
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ISLAMABAD – Continuing to depict an embodiment of selfless impartiality...
‘Position offer referred strictly to position in govt’, fretting Fawad Chaudhry texts Sheikh Rasheed
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ISLAMABAD – Worried that his messages over the weekend might...
Just btw, Dentists still not real Doctors, nation’s real Doctors reaffirm
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Real Doctors that have actually done their MBBS from all...
Markets stabilise after Asad Umer announces once again that he used to draw Rs...
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Both the country’s currency and financial capital markets stabilised after...
Metal grill to also be installed around Punjab CM
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Hot on the heels of the announcement of the demolition...
PPP sticking to same ‘wait and watch’ policy it had adopted when in govt,...
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SUKKUR – Former opposition leader in the National Assembly and...
