Civilians to eat up more than half of proposed Rs7.022 trillion budget for 2019-20
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ISLAMABAD – The federal cabinet has approved an expansionary fiscal...
Influencers Shan, Veena take voluntary pay cut in upcoming budget
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Amid the national austerity drive currently being undertaken by the...
NAB is an independent institution, says Qureshi
ISLAMABAD: Foreign Minister Shah Mahmood Qureshi said on Monday that the National Accountability Bureau (NAB) is an independent institution and works on its own...
Cut in Wapda budget won’t affect its performance, Wapda Chairman finally admits
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In a shocking new development, Chairman Wapda Lt Gen (retd)...
President Alvi includes not flossing, brushing before dinner, in reference against Justice Isa
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President Arif Alvi has in his reference against Justice Qazi...
Major diplomatic triumph for Pakistan as India not guest of honour at OIC
MAKKAH – In what was yet another major diplomatic triumph for Pakistan, India was not invited as the guest of honour at the 14th...
Science and Technology ministry launches hacking software ‘The Popal’
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ISLAMABAD – A week after the launch of Pakistan's first...
‘Release of Shaitan needs to be accompanied with release of Salman,’ plead nation’s cinema...
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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Nation’s cinema owners launched a nationwide protest on...
Emotional Nawaz moved by Shehbaz’s heartfelt WhatsApp forward on Eid
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LAHORE – Three time Prime Minister of Pakistan and the...
Nawaz Sharif was a much more competent stooge, Maryam tells ‘incompetent’ Imran
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LAHORE – Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) leader Maryam Nawaz said...
PM Imran appreciates Eidi cuts voluntarily taken by nation’s children
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ISLAMABAD – Prime Minister Imran Khan on Wednesday lauded the...
Moon explodes after Mufti Muneeb accidentally presses secret red button on side of telescope
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A major global catastrophe occurred on Sunday evening as the...
If people can’t afford food more people fast in Ramzan: Hafeez Shaikh
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ISLAMABAD – Adviser to the Prime Minister on Finance Hafeez...
Ashir Azeem to play NAB chairman’s security officer in his next action thriller
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TORONTO – Actor and director Ashir Azeem has confirmed that...
Compromise reached as moonsighting app ‘The Ruet’ to have popup Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman
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ISLAMABAD – The clash between Ministry of Science and Technology...
NAB Chairman slides into The Dependent’s DMs
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“AoA i am very impress by ur personality, and good...
2017 Champions Trophy winners all out at 2017 dollar rate
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NOTTINGHAM – Pakistan, the winners of the 2017 edition of...
