APC postpones nationwide protests till after Sarfaraz selected as Prime Minister
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ISLAMABAD –The All Parties Conference (APC) of the opposition Wednesday...
Use of word ” ” banned in NA, media
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In a brazen clampdown on the freedom of speech not...
‘Sever and post’ finger option now available for biometric verification: SBP
With the deadline for biometric verification fast approaching and still a number of account holders unable to make the necessary visit to their respective...
Bangladesh model creeped out by Pakistani WhatsApp uncles stalking her online
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Meghla Mukti, a Bangladesh model and actress, expressed her discomfort...
Qatar makes $21 investment in Pakistan
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Falling short of the expected USD 21 billion deal, visiting...
Modi finally sends ‘k.’ in reply to Imran’s 1,752nd email
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ISLAMABAD/NEW DELHI – Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi has replied...
UK Foreign Office asks Islamabad to take back 15 Pakistani overstayers
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LONDON – Foreign Minister Shah Mahmood Qureshi said that Britain...
Proof of PTM foreign funding discovered; must for 9:00 bulletin, run without attribution, says...
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Smoking gun proof has been discovered regarding the foreign funding...
Govt files complaint with BBC over ‘WC 2019: India beat Pak by 89 runs’...
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The Government of Pakistan has launched a formal complaint with...
Ehsanullah Ehsan declines membership of National Development Council
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Noted public intellectual Ehsanullah Ehsan has declined an invitation by...
Clueless raillu katta Sarfraz played himself and then put India into bat: PM
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ISLAMABAD/MANCHESTER – Expressing frustration at no heed being paid to...
Govt decides to legalise and tax alcohol, ‘gabrahat’
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The federal government has decided to formally legalise and tax...
Arresting Zardari more important than arresting fiscal deficit: Hafeez Shaikh
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ISLAMABAD – The Prime Minister’s Adviser on Finance Abdul Hafeez...
Genocide only option to ensure that only superior human race exists in Pakistan: Vawda
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ISLAMABAD – Federal Minister for Water Resources Faisal Vawda said...
PM to form additional high powered commission to probe salaried middle class
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Prime Minister Imran Khan on Tuesday promised to constitute a...
Revolutionary Imran to go after ‘thieves’ who raised debt to 35tr in past 10...
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ISLAMABAD – Living up to his reputation as honest and...
Complete shutterdown in London Zones 1-4 after MQM chief arrested
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A complete shutterdown was observed in the city of London,...
