Genocide only option to ensure that only superior human race exists in Pakistan: Vawda


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ISLAMABAD – Federal Minister for Water Resources Faisal Vawda said that the genocide of a ‘few thousand’ strategically identified people will change the fate of 220 million Pakistanis.

While Fawda had initially put this figure to be around 5,000 as part of Hamid Mir’s Capital Talk, later talking to The Dependent the Federal Minister said that the number is slightly bigger.

“I meant to say five hundred thousand, but only said five thousand by mistake. Of course, given the task at hand, the number could well increase to five million, or fifty million,” Vawda said.

The Federal Minister for Water Resources said the exact number is irrelevant, it’s the philosophy behind the mass murder that is critical to the betterment of whatever number of Pakistanis are left alive after the massacre.

“The number itself is redundant. The few thousand could become few hundred thousand and then few million – so on and so forth. We will have to kill as many people as we need to ensure that only the specimens of the superior human race, like myself, exist in Pakistan,” Vawda said.

He further maintained that he is looking to establish the vision of Pakistan’s forefathers.

“Pakistan, the land of the pure, was always meant to ensure the purge of the impure, so that only the paak and the pure remain,” said Vawda.

“If it were up to me I would conduct the genocide myself, but unfortunately the Constitution and law comes in my way. So either we will change it or abrogate it to ensure the much needed mass killings,” he added.