Complete shutterdown in London Zones 1-4 after MQM chief arrested
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A complete shutterdown was observed in the city of London,...
Kartarpur, DHA Phases 8,9,10 also sacred Hindu sites: RSS
Hot on the heels of the decision by the Indian Supreme Court to rule in favour of the Hindu appellants in the Babri Masjid...
Non-Muslims not really kafir, says Saudi crown prince
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RIYADH – Saudi Arabia’s powerful crown prince has said that...
NAB Chairman slides into The Dependent’s DMs
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“AoA i am very impress by ur personality, and good...
Muhammad bin Qasim’s Huffington Post blog on overseas Pakistanis’ responsibilities surfaces
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NEW YORK – A blog post published on HuffPost (or...
Taliban talks fail after middle ground between stoning and not stoning people to death...
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PESHAWAR – The Taliban said on Tuesday they had canceled...
We saw the Ding-Dong Bubble ad again and, seriously, it’s problematic AF, says Mangobaaz
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The nation’s premiere hub of literary criticism and authors of...
Diplomatic crisis after speech on Islamic welfare state lands PM in Xinjiang Muslim re-education...
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A severe diplomatic crisis has ensued between Pakistan and China...
Pakistan, Qatar sign MoU on how to pretend neighbourhood isn’t hostile
DOHA/ISLAMABAD – After Saudi Arabia, Egypt, the United Arab Emirates (UAE), Bahrain, Yemen and even the Maldives severed their ties with Qatar today, Doha...
New Saudi legislation allows women to start meal without presence of male guardian
RIYADH: In yet another momentous leap in their recent liberalisation agenda, the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has announced that women will now be allowed...
Trump vows $199 billion for Diamer-Bhasha Dam if name changed to Trump Water Tower
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WASHINGTON – In a bid to normalize deteriorating relations between...
Fascist apartheid state seeks to establish relations with aspiring fascist apartheid state
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The world’s pre-eminent fascist-apartheid-state has sought to establish relations with...
Moon explodes after Mufti Muneeb accidentally presses secret red button on side of telescope
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A major global catastrophe occurred on Sunday evening as the...
Malala speaks on Kashmir but was silent on pretty average Coke Studio season 11:...
Coming down harshly on Nobel Laureate Malala Yousafzai, Indian journalist and commentator Barkha Dutt has said that the former chooses to speak on Kashmir...
UN condemns strike on Ko Ko Korina
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The United Nations and a host of member countries have...
Will decide whether Izhaan Pakistani or Indian after finding out he’s batsman or bowler:...
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DUBAI – After star cricketer Shoaib Malik and tennis star...
41-state Islamic military alliance set to target Israel with devastating new condemnation
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RIYADH/JERUSALEM – As funerals are held for the dozens killed...
