Shan Masood neither a bowler nor a professor, argues dejected Hafeez

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The exclusion from national cricket team’s squad for...

Rested Umar Akmal to balance out Virat Kohli’s absence for India, reveals Inzaman

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Chief selector Inzamam-ul-Haq has revealed that contrary to...

Pakistan set to host Formula 55 Helicopter Grand Prix as new sport introduced

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Pakistan will be the first country to host...

Ahmad Shahzad hires services of Babar Awan, vows to rotate strike in Naya Pakistan

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – In a bid to embrace Naya Pakistan with...

Mani removed as PCB chief after refusing to make Khawar Maneka middle-order batsman

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Prime Minister Imran Khan’s choice for Chairman of the Pakistan...

Unambitious board didn’t give me money to replace all mediocre players I’d bought: Mourinho

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) MANCHESTER – Days after his side’s surprise 3-2 defeat at...

‘Haven’t been elected as PCB chief yet,’ Ehsan Mani says while moving his furniture...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Former International Cricket Council (ICC) president Ehsan Mani...

PCB bans Nasir Jamshed for 10 years over spot-fixing

LAHORE: Cricketer Nasir Jamshed on Friday was banned for 10 years by the Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) over spot-fixing investigations. The anti-corruption tribunal of the...

Won’t let Arsenal fans miss Wenger, vows Emery

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LONDON – Removing fears that he might endeavour to carve...

Unfair to celebrate Independence Day in such conditions: Virat Kohli

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) NOTTINGHAM – Criticising the scheduling of another series following the...

BCCI hits out at Asia Cup organisers after finding out they’ve scheduled a match...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) MUMBAI/DUBAI – The Board of Control for Cricket in India...

Ahmad Shahzad wins ‘looking dope’ award at PCB Awards 2018

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has honoured opening batsman...

Waiting for umpire’s call: Sethi’s future hanging in the balance as captain goes for...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Najam Sethi has almost packed his suitcase and...

MMA to merge Ultimate Fighting Championship with Pro Wrestling Pakistan

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Chief of his own group of fighters Maulana...

Sarfraz lauds Zimbabwe for honouring Pakistan’s mandate

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) HARARE – Following the win in the third ODI, skipper...

Neymar falls rolling down bed in dream rehearsal of World Cup final

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KAZAN – Ahead of the much anticipated quarterfinal clash between...

Messi orchestrates coup in Argentina, says team actually won World Cup in presidential address

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) BUENOS AIRES – Following his return to Argentina, global superstar...