Fresh operation against miscreant network starts
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A fresh offensive against a miscreant network was launched on...
Mian Sb’s claim of not being misinterpreted was misinterpreted, maintains Shehbaz
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Khadim-e-aala Shehbaz Sharif said on Friday that Nawaz Sharif’s claim...
Nawaz should be charged for 1999 coup, Lal Masjid, APML, my Dubai apartment arrears:...
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DUBAI – Former military dictator General (retd) Pervez Musharraf on...
Lahore disappointed as Orange Line Metro Train not nearly orange enough
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LAHORE – Hopeful commuters were left disappointed following the 11...
NAB takes notice of Khawateen Digest story
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The National Accountability Bureau has, on Wednesday, taken notice of...
Trailblazing Nawaz Sharif starting keto to further rattle the establishment
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LAHORE – Continuing firmly on his pursuit of shaking up...
Veteran National Security Committee caterer shows PM Abbasi dotted line on meeting handout
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ISLAMABAD – A veteran caterer who has provided refreshments at...
Mumbai attack perpetrators outraged over being called ‘non-state actors’
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UNDISCLOSED LOCATION – The masterminds of the 2008 Mumbai attack...
‘WA more reliable than WB’ – NAB maintains WhatsApp forward as irrefutable evidence
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ISLAMABAD – After ordering inquiry into the alleged money laundering...
Aamir Liaquat hosts joint PPP-PTI pre-Ramzan circus in Karachi after IHC ban
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KARACHI – A pre-Ramzan circus was jointly organised by the...
PML-N prime minister candidate for 2068 general elections born
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LAHORE – The prime minister candidate for Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz...
NAB forwards inspirational WhatsApp message to ten other people to ensure good luck
The National Accountability Bureau has on Wednesday forwarded an inspirational WhatsApp message to “ten other people,” in order to ensure the organisation’s good luck.
“Every...
KP Govt sues Punjab Govt for putting BRT idea in their heads
The Khyber Pakhtunkhwa government sent legal notice to the Punjab Government on Wednesday for putting the idea of the Bus Rapid Transit in their...
Ahsan Iqbal’s attacker strongly condemns attack on Ahsan Iqbal
NAROWAL – The self-confessed attacker who has claimed responsibility for the assassination attempt on Interior Minister Ahsan Iqbal on Sunday has strongly condemned the...
Imran wakes up in strange place with instructions to not trust establishment tattooed on...
A dramatic new development in national politics, as Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf chairman Imran Khan woke up in a strange location with instructions asking him not...
Will only accept cash in exchange for Shakil Afridi, resilient Pakistan tells US
ISLAMABAD – Resolutely turning down payments via wire transfer, PayPal and even cryptocurrencies, Pakistan has told the US that if it wants Dr Shakil...
“Invisible forces” also step on scale whenever I weigh myself, Nawaz says to doctor
An already embattled Nawaz Sharif told his doctor that “invisible forces” also step on the scale whenever he weighs himself and that he actually...
