CJP takes notice of meethi chutney in dahi bhalla plate
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RAWALPINDI – Chief Justice of Pakistan (CJP) Justice Saqib Nisar...
Maryam Nawaz plans online window shopping for NA constituencies
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LAHORE/LONDON – Unsatisfied with her initial order, Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz...
Will demand explanation for FATF grey-listing after becoming PM: Ahmed Ludhianvi
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JHANG – Ahle Sunnat Wal Jamaat (ASWJ) Chief Ahmed Ludhianvi...
Met office forecasts rain-thundershower in Karachi
KARACHI: The Pakistan Meteorological Department on Thursday forecasted intermittent rain in Karachi, Mirpurkhas, Larkana, Hyderabad and Malakand.
It was further reported that on Friday, rain...
Just because Zaeem Qadri has left PML-N doesn’t mean…okay, we’ll take him: PTI
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LAHORE - Reiterating the Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaaf’s high standards of inclusion...
Wujood, Azadi agree seat adjustment for second weekend
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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI – Two of the four Lollywood releases on Eid,...
Race 4 to be compilation of all Salman Khan scenes in Race 3
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MUMBAI – Race franchise producer Ramesh S. Taurani has confirmed...
Abrar-ul-Haq mentions Nachan Main Audhay Naal, Assan Jana Mall o Mall as assets in...
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NAROWAL – In an exemplary move towards honesty, which reaffirms...
Those calling agricultural land property have never ploughed fields like I have: Maryam Nawaz
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LAHORE – Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) Maryam Nawaz has hit...
PakPositive! All of women’s reserved seats tickets go to women
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A whopping one hundred percent of the reserved seats tickets...
Won’t be blackmailed by own party, reads roughed up Imran off cue card held...
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A slightly roughed up Imran Khan reading off a cue...
69 percent of political analysts predict whichever party bags most seats will win election
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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – In a survey conducted by The Dependent of...
Pakistani rupee could fall to Aamir Liaquat levels, experts warn
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KARACHI – As the Pakistani rupee fell from 115.63 at...
Eid Mubarak, says Reham Khan in PML-N sponsored message
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ISLAMABAD - In a message clearly sponsored by the...
Dubai apartment building council disqualifies Musharraf from residential complex elections
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DUBAI – Former military ruler of Pakistan and resident of...
Newly formed MQM-E only Muttahida faction participating in elections
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KARACHI – The latest (at the time of the filing...
Trump-Kim summit should set precedent for Hamza-Ayesha peace talks: Shehbaz
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LAHORE – Former Punjab chief minister Shehbaz Sharif on Tuesday...
