Karvan-e-Bhutto to skip Thar after failing to find locals with enough calorie intake to...
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KARACHI – The Bilawal Bhutto Zardari led special train carrying...
‘About to find oil reserves large enough to justify human rights abuses’ – PM...
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ISLAMABAD – Prime Minister Imran Khan on Monday said Pakistan...
Shocked Mahathir finds Wajahat S Khan lying in PM house hot tub
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Malaysian Prime Minister Mahathir Mohammad was in for a shocker...
Dentist nervous to be sitting next to actual doctor during parade
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A dentist in Islamabad made an embarrassing spectacle of himself...
Shall seek Malaysia’s help in learning how to crack down on Islamophobia in Pakistan:...
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Prime Minister Imran Khan has said that his government will...
‘People of Thar will be first recipients of coal emissions,’ PM Khan reassures locals
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ISLAMABAD – After Engro Powergen Thar Limited's (EPTL) lignite coal...
Future DIG (Operations) in tears over bad CSS Gender Studies exam paper
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Waleed Hassan, a future Deputy Inspector General of Police (Operations),...
Shameful that words ‘Muslims’ and ‘Mosque’ were censored, Pakistan tells India with a straight...
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ISLAMABAD – Pakistan on Wednesday criticised India's condemnation of the...
Admissions to KP ghost schools was only on merit, says Imran Khan after damning...
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Prime Minister Imran Khan has said that the admissions to...
‘Wasim Akram also found ways to increase his income’, Buzdar reminds Imran
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ISLAMABAD – Prime Minister Imran Khan was left speechless on...
‘It’s making strange noises,’ says Imran while dropping Buzdar at workshop
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Prime Minister Imran Khan dropped Punjab Chief Minister Usman Buzdar...
‘Keep sports and politics separate unless you’re really really desirous,’ nation’s cricket fans told
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RAWALPINDI/KARACHI – As the fourth edition of the Pakistan Super...
Nation’s Muslim community to stage march to highlight problems of majority
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The nation’s Muslim community is to take out a march...
World’s most patriotic copper and gold reserves discovered
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REKO DIQ – Having long established itself as the most...
Nation takes major step towards return of int’l cricket after hosting foreign players in...
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KARACHI – The Pakistan Cricket Board, while representing the entirety...
After touting mother’s lineage as shameful, confused narr ka bacha repeatedly uses father’s name...
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ISLAMABAD – After setting up his premise on the idea...
Calculus segment of FSc (Part II) math textbooks to be replaced by Islamic History
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The Federal Board of Intermediate and Secondary Education (FBISE), acting...
