Govt decides to paint truck art on militant training camps to present positive image...
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The government has decided to paint militant training camps with...
Hypocrite Jacinda Ardern yet to visit Quetta
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QUETTA/WELLINGTON – Conclusively revealing her hypocritical self to the entire...
‘No longer need you,’ govt writes at back of Rs30 million cheque for Darul...
PESHAWAR – The Khyber Pakhtunkhwa government wrote ‘no longer need you’ at the back of the Rs30 million cheque to Samiul Haq’s Darul Uloom...
Foreign journalists given access to Karachi Stock Exchange near site of market crash
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KARACHI – A group of international journalists as well as...
PML-N beats NAB in first round of Tilo Express
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LAHORE – Vice Captain Hamza Shahbaz made the decisive play...
Forces ready to defend country from 18th Amendment: Khattak
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The Federal Minister for Defence Pervez Khattak has said that...
LESCO launches “pay with kidney” option for electricity bills
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LAHORE – With another hike in electricity prices just around...
Following criticism of India’s anti-satellite missiles, Modi asks ‘desh virodhi’ NASA to go to...
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NEW DELHI – Prime Minister Narendra Modi on Wednesday asked...
Military courts extension case moved to military courts
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ISLAMABAD – Struggling to table the bill for the extension...
LESCO launches “pay with kidney” option for electricity bills
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LAHORE – With another hike in electricity prices just around...
‘Facebook action is rejected’ says Afridi while putting Zuckerberg on ECL
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“Facebook action is rejected’ says the federal minister of state...
New app connects PTI voters with riders who will say Imran Khan still better...
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An exciting new startup plans to connect the voters and...
Fawad Chaudhry finally recovers Facebook account removed for ‘coordinated inauthentic behaviour and spam’
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ISLAMABAD – Over 24 hours after his Facebook account had...
‘Now take one where I’m looking over there as if in thought’ President tells...
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Sitting on the floor of the Lahore airport, President of...
Asad Umer clicks on pop-up ad announcing hot, easy international financial institutions in his...
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Finance minister Asad Umer on Thursday clicked on a pop-up...
Selfless PM Khan suggested interim govt for Afghanistan having personally witnessed its benefits: FO
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ISLAMABAD – Pakistan’s Foreign Office (FO) on Wednesday clarified that...
Doctors advise Nawaz daily walk towards 80s politics as long-term cure for ailment
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LAHORE – Doctors at Sharif Medical City Hospital have advised...
