Informed Pakistan about surgical strike before turning Xbox off: Modi
LONDON – Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi on Wednesday said that India will not tolerate those who like to "export terror" and will respond...
‘What could possibly go wrong?’ asks America before entering complex war in middle east
Washington: “What could possibly go wrong?” asked the American nation hours before they entered into a complex war in middle east, by launching deadly...
Zuckerberg regrets not reading Terms and Conditions before letting Congress members get elected
Facebook CEO and founder Mark Zuckerberg expressed his regret at not reading the Terms and Conditions of the Congress members that were grilling him...
Non-Muslims not really kafir, says Saudi crown prince
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RIYADH – Saudi Arabia’s powerful crown prince has said that...
Spread terror in Muslim world at US request so blame them pretty please, pouts...
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RIYADH – The Saudi-funded spread of Wahhabism began as a...
New Saudi legislation allows women to start meal without presence of male guardian
RIYADH: In yet another momentous leap in their recent liberalisation agenda, the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has announced that women will now be allowed...
Digital dhandli on the cards as overseas Pakistanis set for online vote
ISLAMABAD – After the Supreme Court’s approval meant that the country’s biggest database manager started working on the development of an integrated internet voting...
White House to announce Trump’s Twitter schedule for 2018 within days
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WASHINGTON – The White House has said it wanted to...
Revealed: Trump’s button half an inch bigger than Kim Jong Un’s
WASHINGTON/PYONGYANG – After US President Donald Trump claimed that his button “is a much bigger & more powerful one than” North Korean Supreme Leader...
Trump’s threats and US-Pak fallout doesn’t mean you forget I was unfairly disqualified: Nawaz
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ISLAMABAD – As Washington and Islamabad engage in a war...
Trump wins despite losing popular vote
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US President Donald J Trump has won an election despite...
OIC recognises US decisions in Middle East reason enough for Muslim states to self-implode
ISTANBUL – Organisation of Islamic Cooperation (OIC) on Wednesday recognized the US decisions in various parts of the Middle East, and the ones that...
Trump recognises Beijing as capital of Mongol Empire
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WASHINGTON – In a much controversial move, US President Donald...
CPEC won’t run through Faizabad Interchange, China reassured
ISLAMABAD –
In an urgent phone call on Monday, President Mamnoon Hussain reassured his Chinese counterpart Xi Jinping that the $62 billion China Pakistan Economic...
Saudi coalition ToRs allow Pakistan to decide the colour of military uniforms
ISLAMABAD:
After the defence ministers of the countries that are part of the Saudi-led Islamic military alliance finally unveiled the coalition’s broader mandate, the final...
Zimbabwe coup not part of bilateral cricket agreement, Najam Sethi clarifies
LAHORE – Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) Chairman Najam Sethi on Wednesday clarified that Zimbabwe's military seizing state TV and blocking off access to government...
Anti-corruption drive is a global conspiracy against us Saudi princes: Nawaz Sharif
ISLAMABAD – Ousted Pakistani Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif has labeled Saudi Arabia's newly formed anti-corruption committee arresting at least 17 princes and top officials...
