ISIS suffers final demoralising defeat as no former suicide bomber named in Paradise leaks

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION –A month after the fall of its de facto Syrian capital Raqqa and days after Syrian troops retook Deir ez-Zor, while Iraqi...

Poll: approval ratings of guy who plays US President falls to actual US President...

In a development that seems likely to destroy his career, the approval ratings to two-time Oscar Award winner Kevin Spacey, the actor who plays...

Nobel Prize for Literature preannounced for anyone not coming across as abominable jerk while...

  STOCKHOLM – The Nobel committee has decided to grant the 2018 Nobel Prize for Literature to anyone who does not come across as an...

Professor Imran Khan narrowly misses out on Nobel Prize for misbehavioural economics

  STOCKHOLM – Imran Khan, whose work has persuaded many economists to pay more attention to human misbehaviour, and the Pakistani government to pay more...

Did not call moron a moron: Tillerson

  America’s Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson, on Saturday finally acquiesced to the wishes of President Donald Trump by clarifying that he has neverin his...

India, Pakistan say nasty stuff about each other’s mommy, daddy at United Nations

  NEW YORK – Despite being recently reprimanded for a lack of discipline and inappropriate language India and Pakistan were seen throwing cuss words at...

PM Abbasi surprised by how different Donald Trump looks in person in meeting with...

NEW YORK – Prime Minister Shahid Khaqan Abbasi on Tuesday was surprised by the staggering difference in how US President Donald Trump looks in...

New iPhone X comes with pre installed ‘regret at spending so much on a...

In a revolutionary new move that has left their competitors on the tech market reeling at their tracks, apple has pre installed in the...

Pakistan, Qatar sign MoU on how to pretend neighbourhood isn’t hostile

DOHA/ISLAMABAD – After Saudi Arabia, Egypt, the United Arab Emirates (UAE), Bahrain, Yemen and even the Maldives severed their ties with Qatar today, Doha...

Every day is mothers’ day, says Mother of All Bombs

Though overwhelmed by the outpouring of emotions on Mothers’ Day, which is celebrated the world over on the second sunday of May, the Mother...

Trump admin adds Tuvalu to list of countries to circumvent anti-Muslim charges in travel...

WASHINGTON – White House press secretary Sean Spicer confirmed Thursday that the Trump administration plans to add the Polynesian island nation Tuvalu to the...

ISIS Khorasan recruits new fighters in Af-Pak region to battle climate change

LAKKI MARWAT – The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria’s (ISIS) Khorasan branch on Friday issued a public statement in the name of its...