Rao Anwar hiding at local Maan Jao Na screening
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)
KARACHI – After the police remained unable to apprehend Rao...
Uganda is safe to play cricket, says foreign cricketer Saeed Ajmal
KAMPALA – Urging other international stars to come play in the country international Pakistani star Saeed Ajmal confirmed on Thursday that his fellow foreign...
‘Did Rangreza really need more of us?’ – nation’s corrupt politicians protest against ‘Lollywood...
ISLAMAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Nation’s corrupt and bad politicians took to the streets late Thursday night and Friday morning after watching the premier of Rangreza, which...
You shouldn’t have watched Arth and Humayun Gujjar back to back, Mahesh Bhatt complains...
MUMBAI/LAHORE – During a late night call on Thursday following the Pakistan release of Arth 2, a copy of which was sent to the...
Islamabad High Court asks Amir Liaquat to justify his human existence
ISLAMABAD – The Islamabad High Court (IHC) on Wednesday asked televangelist and TV host Amir Liaquat Hussain to justify his human existence till further...
Hafiz Saeed congratulates Virushka on their wedding
LAHORE – After Bollywood star Anushka Sharma finally tied the knot with beau of four years, Indian cricket team captain Virat Kohli, congratulations started...
Hilarious! White American says the word “Biryani”!
A white American man has once again captured the hearts of Pakistanis all over the world after he used the word Biryani in one...
History in the making: Managing to delay Padmavati release first-ever Rajput victory
The world’s Indian history academia is marveling at what is being called the first-ever Rajput victory in recorded history.
“The delay in the release of the...
PTA blocks ‘Freedom on the Net’ report for breaching Pakistan’s cybercrime law
ISLAMABAD – The online link to a new independent study that places Pakistan among the top four countries, where people have been intimidated silenced,...
Nation’s misogynists accept Mahira Khan’s apology
LAHORE/KARACHI/ISLAMABAD – Moments after Actor Mahira Khan said sorry for her pictures with fellow star Ranbir Kapoor in New York, nation’s misogynists wasted no...
Berger Robbialac White neither milk nor tea whitener, PFA angrily clarifies
The Punjab Food Authority has harshly rebuked recent joint attempts by the tea-whitener and paint mafias to pass off Berger Robbialac White as a...
Three killed, several injured in Pakistan Fashion Council dispute over what colours are ‘in’...
Lahore – Our In Correspondent: Three people have been killed and an estimated ten others have been injured in a dispute at the Pakistan Fashion...
Nobel Prize for Literature preannounced for anyone not coming across as abominable jerk while...
STOCKHOLM – The Nobel committee has decided to grant the 2018 Nobel Prize for Literature to anyone who does not come across as an...
OMG! Mush’s adorable military coup has grown up to be 18-year-old hottie
LAHORE – We all remember former military dictator Gen (R) Pervez Musharraf’s adorable, sometimes awkward looking, offspring that dominated our television screens in the...
Cigarette stub confirms Mahira Khan committed gruesome crime of exercising personal choice
Acting as the approver in the moral court that has been summoned against Pakistani actor Mahira Khan since Friday night, the cigarette stub found...
Voting begins for Grand Mega Finale between NA-120 winner and Pepsi Battle of the...
Voting through SMS and websites have opened for the Grand Mega Finale of the Hashmi Ispaghol Smooth Citizens competition’s semi-final on the 17th of...
Imad Wasim’s state-of-the-art hairband fails fitness test
LAHORE – Imad Wasim 2.0, bolstered by a state-of-the-art hairband, might have to be downgraded again after the latest technology to be used in...
