Germany score late 1179th minute winner against South Korea at Munich Airport
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MUNICH – The defending FIFA World Cup champions Germany scored...
FIFA World Cup: Veteran Own Goal early favourite for Golden Boot
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SAINT PETERSBURG – Although Portuguese Cristiano Ronaldo narrowed the top...
Dope company orders inquiry into product quality after Ahmed Shehzad tested positive
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LAHORE – The company that makes the performance enhancing substance...
Nadal hopes to grow grass on home clay courts in time for Wimbledon
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MALLORCA/BASEL/STUTTGART– After winning a record extending 11th Roland Garros title...
Veteran FIFA Uncle predicts one of 32 teams will win World Cup
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FAISALABAD – Veteran FIFA Uncle, who claims to have seen...
Went too far in playing natural game at Leeds, concedes Sarfraz
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LONDON – Accepting that telling his team to play their...
Caretaker cabinet meets to discuss possible outcomes of FIFA World Cup 2018
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ISLAMABAD – The newly formulated caretaker cabinet met at the...
Scientist discover dangerous South Asian underdog species along London’s River Thames
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LONDON – A macroscopic, resilient organisms has been discovered on...
Will retire from int’l cricket after World XI game, no backsies: Shahid Afridi
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LONDON – Former Pakistan captain Shahid Afridi will lead World...
Generous Imran Khan to let Mohammad Abbas keep Lord’s Man of the Match award
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LAHORE/LONDON – Despite singlehandedly leading Pakistan to an historic triumph...
Afridi, Messi congratulate de Villiers on first international retirement
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LAHORE/BUENOS AIRES/CAPE TOWN – Former Pakistan cricket captain Shahid Afridi...
Nawaz disqualified in ICC decision on Pakistan street cricket dispute
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The International Cricket Council (ICC) in a heartwarming gesture on...
Amir requests PCB to allow him personal fielders for England Tests
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LONDON – Star pacer Mohammad Amir has requested the Pakistan...
Picked Imam to avenge 2007 Ireland defeat, reveals Inzi
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DUBLIN – Enjoying his moment of relief after escaping the...
Privileged to be part of historic Test where we’ve all to lose and nothing...
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DUBLIN: Pakistan skipper Sarfraz Ahmed on Wednesday said it is...
Only making myself available for next 12 PSL seasons: Razzaq
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LAHORE – Having already clarified that his return to domestic...
Opposition parties embrace #FaadiKoKhilaoBC in nationwide rallies ahead of elections
ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Leading opposition parties in Pakistan are embracing ‘#FaadiKoKhilaoBC’ as their political chant in nationwide rallies, ahead of elections, as they look to...
