Typos, lack of images, make Model Town Inquiry report inconclusive: Sanaullah
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LAHORE – Punjab law minister Rana Sanaullah has said on...
Bench hearing Imran Khan disqualification case disqualifies Nawaz Sharif
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This just in: the bench hearing the disqualification case against...
Revealed: Faizabad protestors’ seventh demand asked for Ahsan Iqbal to remain interior minister
ISLAMABAD – It has been reliably learnt that the seventh, and most stressed demand of the Tehrik Labbaik Ya Rasool Allah (TLY) protestors following...
We can’t use force against our own people, says Army
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At an apex security meeting attended by the the Prime Minister, the DG ISPR, the DG ISI, the Punjab Chief Minister...
Khadim Hussain Rizvi assures nation his writ not challenged
Responding to general disdain about the writ of the state, chief of the ruling Tehrik-e-Labbaik-e-Ya-Rasoolullah (TLYR) party has allayed fears by reiterating that his...
Thousands of KP schools, hospitals and dams destroyed after Facebook, Twitter blocked
Development works in the PTI-governed Khyber Pakhtunkhwa have been left in a state of disarray after the government destroyed scores of recently-constructed schools, hospitals,...
Governor State Bank urges govt to avoid violence in fight against polio virus
Governor State Bank of Pakistan Tariq Bajwa has urged prime minister Shahid Khaqan Abbasi to avoid violence in its fight against the polio virus.
“We can...
Prudent Ahsan Iqbal picks contempt of court over contempt of Khadim Rizvi
ISLAMABAD – Federal Interior Minister Ahsan Iqbal maintained that he would rather take the contempt of the Islamabad High Court (IHC) than contempt of...
Hafiz Saeed is not a terrorist, says Kulbhushan Jadhav
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION – Protesting the charges levelled by India, US, the United Nations and most of the rest of the world, self-confessed RAW agent...
Deadline scientists warn government’s deadline reserves depleting rapidly
In a unanimously signed communique, a group of the nation’s 23 leading deadline scientists have warned that the government’s deadlines reserves are depleting at...
Anthropologists make contact with remote, isolated tribe still thanking Raheel Sharif
A team of anthropologists from the Quaid-e-Azam University in Islamabad have made contact with a tribe of remote, cut off tribe that still practised...
Accountability court allows Nawaz, Maryam to be represented by video footage from previous hearings
ISLAMABAD – After thrice-elected, thrice-deposed prime minister Nawaz Sharif on Wednesday repeated the exact same words in the accountability court hearing for the third...
Pakistan to contest world’s first franchise elections in 2018 as parties draft their picks...
ISLAMABAD – Pakistan is set to become the first country to formally transform the voting process into franchise elections next year, following the much...
Musharraf announces grand alliance of 23 political parties, voters
In a major political development, former President Pervez Musharraf has announced a grand alliance comprising of a total of 23 political parties and voters.
The...
Farooq Sattar, Mustafa Kamal formally announce the launch of Meesni Qaumi Movement
KARACHI – Farooq Sattar and Mustafa Kamal set aside their rivalry on Wednesday to announce unification of their political forces under the banner of...
SC releases adorable animated movie to explain verdict against Nawaz Shari
SC releases adorable animated movie to explain verdict against Nawaz Sharif
ISLAMABAD – The Supreme Court of Pakistan has issued its verdict over review petitions...
India causing regional tensions by constantly displaying empowered defence minister: FO
India is causing unnecessary tensions in the regions through the belligerent statements of its defence minister Nirmala Sitharaman, said the spokesperson of the Pakistan...
