Resolution in Punjab Assembly proposes Tamgha ‘Aman Ki Asha’ for Hafiz Saeed
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LAHORE – The Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) has submitted a resolution...
PM has booked Airbnb at White House to save money for national exchequer: FO
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ISLAMABAD/WASHINGTON – The Foreign Office has confirmed that it has...
Peshawar BRT inaugurated for night cricket
After seemingly interminable delays, the Peshawar Bus Rapid Transit has finally been opened for night cricket for the residents of Peshawar. Speaking at the...
Gandapur congratulates Chun-Li on victory over Carlos Blanka
Pakistan Awami Tehrerk leader KhurramNh Nawaz Gandapur congratulated Chinese fighter Chun-Li for her victory over Brazilian fighter Carlos Blanka in the ongoing international fighting...
PornHub adds ‘Pak Judiciary’ category
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Leading pornographic website PornHub has added to its content category...
Faisal Vawda challenges Rana Sanaullah to attempt bottle cap challenge from within 4×4 jail...
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As Rana Sanaullah, who was arrested on charges of drug...
Still have a chance for semis if we pass through wormhole and go back...
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The nation should not lose hope as there is still...
Notification is rejected, says Hafiz Saeed
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Hafiz Saeed, leader of the banned Jamaat-ud-Dawa (JuD) rejected on...
Deadly nerve agent seized by ANF from Shahbaz Sharif’s convoy on Lahore-Islamabad motorway
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Just days after confiscating a hefty quantity of heroin from...
England deliberately won its matches to knock Pakistan out of World Cup: Basit Ali
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LAHORE/LONDON – Former Pakistan cricketer Basit Ali has claimed that...
Shahid Khaqan Abbasi taken into custody after Liaquat Ali Khan’s killer discovered in car
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Former Prime Minister Shahid Khaqan Abbasi was taken into custody...
Permission of second wife not needed for second marriage, clerics propose
In an astonishing and rare bit of unison, representatives clerics of all the sects within the country have concurred that one does not, in...
Anti-Narcotics Force recovers anti-state ‘yeh waala nasha karna hai’ memes from Sanaullah’s phone
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LAHORE – Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) Punjab President Rana Sanaullah...
‘Zardari interview taken down for videographic reasons’, says editor of Kulbhushan confession video
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ISLAMABAD – Rubbishing the claims of senior anchor Hamid Mir...
After 6-pt plan to counter religious hatred, Pakistan presents 12-pt plan to curb economic...
NEW YORK – After proposing a six-point plan at the United Nations to counter increasing religious hatred, Pakistan presented a 12-point plan to curb...
Shehbaz Sharif to launch ‘party president ko izzat do’ movement against invisible forces within...
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ISLAMABAD – Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) President Shehbaz Sharif is...
‘Pakistan also persecuted religious minorities in 1992’ – eerie similarities between 1992 and 2019
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ISLAMABAD – The comparisons between the 1992 and 2019 Cricket...
