Punjab Police bans dying in police stations
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LAHORE – Following the increase in video clips displaying people...
Launch a religious holiday calendar before spacecrafts, Fawad tells Modi in scathing rebuke
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As India reeled from the shock and disappointment over the...
Imran takes notice of notice he took of GIDC waiver that he had signed
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Prime minister Imran Khan on Saturday took notice of the...
Resurfaced TTP issues warning against questioning success of operations in former FATA
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MIRANSHAH – A month after warning the locals against playing...
‘Lolz Endia who’s ur daddy,’ Fawad finally tweets cutting out economic, geopolitical, space crap
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ISLAMABAD – Finally succumbing to the growing pressure that he...
Despite such accurate reporting on India how does global media get it so wrong...
ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – How do the same international publications that resoundingly silence Indian propaganda by unquestionable, truthful, on-ground, authentic reporting manage to propagate anti-Pakistan propaganda...
Foreign Office should enlist IR professor Tori Black’s support: Abdul Basit
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Former diplomat - and currently talk show host - Abdul...
‘Dead on Shoulders’ – Pakistan to launch 10 ml atom bomb sachets
NANKANA SAHIB/ISLAMABAD – Railways Minister Sheikh Rasheed Ahmad has warned that Pakistan has atom bombs as small as 10 ml sachets, which are best...
First Pakistani Mohamed bin Qasim must be rolling in grave over Arabs betraying fellow...
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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – The first ever Pakistani, Mohammed bin Qasim, who...
Expert diplomat Qureshi strategically comes third in trilateral ring-a-ring-a-roses
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ISLAMABAD – A true master in the art of international...
‘Get lost and don’t show me your face without my Vir Chakra’ outraged Jadhav...
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ISLAMABAD – The tensions between Islamabad and New Delhi might...
Can clean up Karachi before Peshawar BRT completion if given the chance: CM KP
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The Sindh provincial government’s inability to clear Karachi of solid...
Islamic Military Counter Terror Coalition to train Indian pellet gun shooters
RIYADH – As part of the Arab states’ fortification of defence and economic ties with India, which has seen the countries give civilian accolades...
Civil-military leadership on same episode
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RAWALPINDI – Foreign Minister Shah Mahmood Qureshi on Thursday said...
More embarrassment for Ummah after Pakistan also awards Modi highest civilian honour
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The concept of an international brotherhood of Muslim nations took...
KP govt shuts down BRT route to prevent possible Indian trade use
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The Government of Khyber Pakhtunkhwa has shut down the bustling...
‘30-min walk around noon will help resolve Kashmir and cholesterol issues,’ PM prescribes nation
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ISLAMABAD – In his historic address to the nation on...
