Tiananmen Square flooded with Chinese citizens demanding PTI government
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Clashes erupted in Beijing after authorities clamped down on an...
TLP deploys radical virtual assistant ‘Ban the Siri’ for cyberattacks following Khadim Rizvi’s Twitter...
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DIGITAL SPHERE – After Tehreek-i-Labbaik Pakistan (TLP) Chief Khadim Hussain...
Depoliticised, independent PTV lauded for accurate ‘begging’ caption on PM’s China speech
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ISLAMABAD – Pakistan Television (PTV) was lauded on Sunday for...
Khadim Hussain Rizvi assures nation his writ not challenged
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Responding to general disdain about the writ of the state,...
No, you hang up first, new IG Islamabad giggles to Azam Swati after long...
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The newly appointed IG Islamabad has urged federal minister Azam...
Fashion journalists have complete freedom in Pakistan, says Fawad Chauhdhry
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Speaking at a press conference on the occasion of the...
Election rigging case: CJP asks Imran Khan to pay regularisation fee
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Hot on the heels of Chief Justice Pakistan (CJP) Saqib...
Fascist apartheid state seeks to establish relations with aspiring fascist apartheid state
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The world’s pre-eminent fascist-apartheid-state has sought to establish relations with...
Challenge to writ of state not to be tolerated*, says Imran Khan
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Prime minister Imran Khan said on Wednesday...
‘Only thing I’d like to drag is the duration of our lovely evening walks,’...
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ISLAMABAD – After making a statement by choosing to enter...
Pakistan seeks oil in deferred payments from Mubarak Village
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ISLAMABAD – With a bulk of oil spill at its...
Excited Imran Khan going as legitimately elected Prime Minister for Halloween
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Excited to be attending his first Halloween in the annals...
Quick-thinking Naeem-ul-Haque uses Pakistan Citizen Portal to ask PM to wipe bread crumb off...
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ISLAMABAD – Reaffirming that it is the quickest way to...
‘Israeli cargo jet only brought recycled, overused Zionist conspiracy theories,’ clarifies Fawad Chaudhry
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ISLAMABAD – Amidst continued speculation over how and why an...
Punjab govt to appoint spokesperson for Punjab govt spokesperson Fayyazul Hassan Chohan
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LAHORE – The Punjab government is going to hire a...
Nation’s minorities prepare Coke Studio renditions of Lollywood classics as mass awareness campaigns
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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – As part of their attempt to generate awareness...
Might not even have to go to IMF if Saudis brutally murder just one...
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Even though Pakistan will have to go to the International...
