Asian Development Bank warns Pakistan over economic cost of winning upcoming World Cup
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ISLAMABAD – Pakistan will continue to face macroeconomic challenges despite...
Diplomatic protocol further violated as Chinese govt seats PM at kids’ table
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The sheer violation of diplomatic protocol shown by the Chinese...
Khasadars, Levies, Asad Umar to be adjusted in KP Police, says Afridi
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The newly appointed Federal Minister for States and Frontier Regions...
Neighbours Germany, Japan inspiring Pakistan’s ties with bordering country Saudi Arabia: Imran
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TEHRAN – Prime Minister Imran Khan on Monday said that...
‘Terrorists operating from Pakistan target Iran,’ claims BJP activist in Tehran
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TEHRAN – An overseas activist of Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP)...
I said I’m fine, says teary Hamza Abbasi after Murad Saeed unscathed in cabinet...
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Wiping away from his eyes what were clearly tears but...
PTM activist taken into custody
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An activist of the Pashtun Tahafuz Movement (PTM), Imran Khan,...
Close the door on your way out, interior minister asks outgoing predecessor
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The new Federal Minister for the Interior and Narcotics Control...
PEMRA issues list of proclaimed offenders allowed on TV
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ISLAMABAD – The Pakistan Electronic Media Regulatory Authority (PEMRA) has...
Positive correlation between latest inflation figures and ‘92 World Cup highlights’ video views on...
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As inflation steadily crept up to reach a five-year high...
Magnanimous PM: Govt to give finance portfolio to opposition
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In a step of magnanimity that is unheard of in...
Asad Umar forgets his phone charger at Finance Ministry
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An already stressful day became even more testing for former...
One Billion Jobs drive kick-starts at Finance Ministry
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ISLAMABAD – Keeping up its word of providing one billion...
Police reforms: IG tenure set to 3 months
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The Punjab government, in its ongoing series of police reforms,...
Shehbaz Sharif concedes Opposition Leader position to Imran Khan’s Twitter handle
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ISLAMABAD – Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) President Shehbaz Sharif has...
Rupee, Asad Umer artificially overvalued, say economists
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Both the Pakistani Rupee and Asad Umer are artificially overvalued,...
Will stop arguing for presidential system till previous cheques cleared, Hamza whispers to Alvi
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In a strongly worded but softly whispered message, third lead...
