Found out through TV of Pak-IMF deal, says PM
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Defending his government’s decision to go into an IMF loan...
‘By God they’ve reached sixth generation warfare’ says panicked Zaid Hamid after seeing Modi’s...
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Backing up from his computer with a startled gasp, self...
Will ask SUPARCO to deploy hubble if Modi threatens us with clouds again: Fawad...
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Tensions flared in the region on Sunday after Pakistan’s Federal...
Pakistan needs IMF Presidential system, says Hamza Abbasi
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Changing his thoughts on the matter one more time, Second...
‘Moavia Azam acting as approver in committee on sectarianism’, Punjab Assembly secretary clarifies
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LAHORE – Member of Provincial Assembly (MPA) Moavia Azam has...
Govt expresses deep concern over Pakistan’s intention to have Pakistan ‘downgraded’ on FATF list
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ISLAMABAD – The Government of Pakistan on Friday expressed its...
Naughty Hamzu steals favourite candy from Taya Abu’s Kot Lakhpat goody bag
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LAHORE – Taking advantage of the brief moment when nobody...
Moon explodes after Mufti Muneeb accidentally presses secret red button on side of telescope
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A major global catastrophe occurred on Sunday evening as the...
Clerical error causes Pakistan to prematurely recognise Taliban govt in Afghanistan
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A clerical error at the Pakistani Foreign Office in the...
Game Changer: Shahid Afridi reveals what he’s actually good at in tell-all autobiography
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KARACHI – Former Pakistan cricket captain Shahid Afridi’s autobiography ‘Game...
Ambitious Shehbaz eying chairmanship of House of Commons Public Accounts Committee in London
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LONDON: Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) president has quit chairmanship of...
Jacinda-Imran comparisons finally realistic as New Zealand PM about to get married
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ISLAMABAD/WELLINGTON – Comparisons between achievements of Pakistan Prime Minister Imran...
Veteran non-state actor finally wins Lifetime Achievement Award at UNSC
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NEW YORK: The Sanctions Committee of the United Nations Security...
Fashion journalists have complete freedom in Pakistan, says Awan
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Speaking at a press conference on the occasion of 'World...
RAW, NDS using proxies for implementation of ‘73 constitution, warns Awan
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The Indian and Afghan intelligence agencies are using proxies within...
Defiant PM Imran shares Pakistan’s CPEC concerns with Beijing’s second best dumpling vendor
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BEIJING – Uncompromisingly questioning Chinese hegemony over dining options at...
PM’s new cabinet agrees to give strong response to US over Raymond Davis affair
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LOWER TIME DIMENSION – The Prime Minister’s cabinet was called...
