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LOWER TIME DIMENSION – The Prime Minister’s cabinet was called on Friday to discuss the possible response to the US over the apt response to Washington following American Army soldier, and contractor with the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), Raymond Davis killing two men in Lahore.
Giving the cabinet the license to alternate within the given dimensions, the cabinet has also been tasked with coming up with the required response to the US raid inside Pakistan, during which the world’s most wanted terrorist Osama bin Laden was captured.
During Friday’s cabinet meeting, Foreign Minister Shah Mehmood Qureshi said in advance that he would decline the Water & Power ministry whenever it is offered to him.
The Prime Minister’s cabinet was further subdivided along the space-time continuum, with constituents simultaneously tasked with formulating the strategy for the aftermath of the NATO attack in the Pakistani border area of Salala, and the Lal Masjid operation.
Fawad Chaudhry, who on this space-time continuum simultaneously exists as a media coordinator, information minister and minister for science and technology, maintained that ensuring that the cabinet explores so many dimensions of time is already evidence of his success at the science ministry.
“Although it makes it hard for all of us to keep track of the past, present and the future, with regards to what we have said, what we are saying and what we will say,” Chaudhry told The Dependent.