Wish I had Pakistani reporters, judges: Trump
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US President Donald Trump praised the quality of the Pakistani...
Would-be civilian traitor links sensitive Pakistani agency to Bin Laden raid
WASHINGTON/ISLAMABAD – Would-be civilian traitor Imran Khan on Tuesday accused Pakistan’s premier sensitive agency of providing the US with a lead that helped them...
Can transform ‘faulty’ Rahul Gandhi into world class politician with 2 weeks of coaching:...
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LAHORE – Former Pakistan all-rounder Abdul Razzaq believes India’s Rahul...
Complete shutterdown in London Zones 1-4 after MQM chief arrested
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A complete shutterdown was observed in the city of London,...
NAB Chairman slides into The Dependent’s DMs
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“AoA i am very impress by ur personality, and good...
After confirming Sunny Leone’s Gurdaspur seat, Arnab Goswami gives himself BJP ticket for Guwahati
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MUMBAI – Confirming himself as the Bharatiya Janata Party’s (BJP)...
Moon explodes after Mufti Muneeb accidentally presses secret red button on side of telescope
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A major global catastrophe occurred on Sunday evening as the...
ISIS HR approves workforce decapitation as Baghdadi initiates downsizing amid financial constraints
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UNDISCLOSED LOCATION – The fugitive Islamic State (ISIS) leader, Abu...
Modi concedes Kashmir following announcement of Aamir Liaquat-starrer Burhan Wani biopic
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NEW DELHI/KARACHI – Prime Minister Narendra Modi has decided to...
FATF underlines threat of fast-growing global supremacist group ‘I don’t watch Game of Thrones’
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PARIS/ISLAMABAD – Terror watchdog Financial Action Task Force (FATF), has...
‘Hey…’ Abhinandan texts Pakistani toilet while sitting alone at bar
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Sitting alone at an unidentified bar still nursing a drink...
Following criticism of India’s anti-satellite missiles, Modi asks ‘desh virodhi’ NASA to go to...
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NEW DELHI – Prime Minister Narendra Modi on Wednesday asked...
‘With anti-satellite missiles India now capable of destroying space vegetation,’ boasts Modi
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NEW DELHI – After launching a ground-to-space missile on Wednesday,...
Trump formally recognises Supreme Court as official part of Bahria Town
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WASHINGTON – US President Donald Trump has officially recognised Bahria...
‘Being unfairly linked to attacker who lauded me and shares most of my beliefs,’...
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WASHINGTON – US President Donald Trump claims he is unfairly...
After withdrawing from a nuclear arms treaty with Russia, US threatens to dissolve Soviet...
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WASHINGTON – After the Trump administration announced that it will...
‘Aap ne ghabrana nahi hai,’ Trump tells Americans in State of the Union address
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WASHINGTON – In an address designed to unite a growingly...
