PC crashes as Washington, Islamabad try to reset system
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ISLAMABAD – The PC got stuck and eventually crashed, when...
‘Someone must’ve changed Sharjeel Memon,’ CJP says after negative tests
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ISLAMABAD: Chief Justice of Pakistan (CJP) Justice Saqib Nisar remarked...
PPP only secular party in 90 years to establish religious apartheid, boasts Bilawal
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KARACHI – After senior party leader Shehla Raza’s retracted controversial...
Dentists still not real doctors, clarify nation’s real doctors in wake of Alvi’s election
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Real MBBS doctors from all over the nation have come...
‘Fully satisfied’ Mamnoon relieved he can now finally do nothing out of own free...
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ISLAMABAD – After five years of having to do nothing...
Gondal transferred again in tough response to US cancellation of $300 million CSF
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Tensions have flared up again in Pak-US relations as Pakistan...
Medical report finds no traces of honey, oil in Sharjeel Memon’s blood
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KARACHI: No traces of honey and olive oil have been...
Rumours of Khawar Maneka also using govt helicopter are unfounded, but let me check:...
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The federal minister for information and broadcasting Fawad Chaudhry has...
CJP takes notice of pretty mirror reflection
ISLAMABAD – Chief Justice of Pakistan (CJP) Mian Saqib Nisar has taken notice of the pretty mirror reflection in front of him, as he...
After successfully dealing with Netherlands, PTI govt hopes it’ll be able to deal with...
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ISLAMABAD – Federal Information Minister and the spokesperson of the...
Hitler only favourite mass murderer not leader, Fayazul Hassan Chohan clarifies
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LAHORE – Punjab Information Minister Fayazul Hassan Chohan on Thursday...
Launching probe into Punjab’s Metro buses to figure out how the hell they completed...
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Expressing shock at the performance of the previous government, Prime...
Aitizaz Ahsan’s behaviour with PML-N unforgivable, says Arif Alvi
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Urging the PML-N not to compromise on matters of pride,...
Pompeo, Imran conversation took place in dimension where all topics were and weren’t discussed:...
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A group of leading quantum physicists from the Massachusetts Institute...
Principled Mian saab paid price of all of his political blunders himself, reveals Saleem...
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ISLAMABAD – In yet another expose revealing the truth about...
Crap, says US physician after anaesthesia wears off
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An alarming situation arose on Saturday morning for Dr Imran...
‘Achawww jee?’ official PML-N response to PPP over joint presidential candidate proposal
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ISLAMABAD – With presidential elections scheduled for the first week...
