Dubai based Artificial Intelligence fatwa service’s first fatwa declares direct AI competitor kafir
DUBAI – A week after launching ‘Virtual Ifta’, the world’s first service using Artificial Intelligence (AI) to issue fatwas, the first AI fatwa was...
Rs 50 mn acquisition offer on 2 Taka external valuation clear sign of suspicious...
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The Securities and Exchange Commission of Pakistan expressed strong reservations...
Contract for new CAA directive for wrapping passengers in plastic also won by Shahid...
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A company owned by retired Air Marshall and alleged political...
‘Sever and post’ finger option now available for biometric verification: SBP
With the deadline for biometric verification fast approaching and still a number of account holders unable to make the necessary visit to their respective...
Rs15/kg tomatoes being sold for only Rs15/kg as patriotic vegetable vendors take stringent cuts
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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/QUETTA – The nation’s proud and patriotic institution of vegetable...
Lower middleclass man hiding $183 inside sofa cushions responsible for nation’s economic crisis
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FAISALABAD – The nation feeling the wrath of economic turmoil...
30-year-old patriot prolongs three-decade long boycott of US dollar
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JHANG – Setting the example for the rest of the...
Profile: These LUMS grads want to disrupt the Rs 300/year “toss” sector
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An exciting new startup founded by LUMS grads is looking...
Next huge Daraz sale to offer you a mammoth 90% off on your own...
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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Leading e-commerce company, Daraz, is bringing 18.11, the...
Pakistan to adopt gold standard in new barter system economy, reveals Dr Farrukh Saleem
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ISLAMABAD – Pakistan would adopt gold standard within the next...
Islamabad police fills water guns with hollandaise sauce in anticipation of TLP mob
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ISLAMABAD – The Capital Territory Police equipped itself with Summer...
Global capitalism under threat as Naya Pakistan’s welfare economy up by hundreds of trillions
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WASHINGTON DC/TEL AVIV/NEW BRUNSWICK/NAYA KARACHI – Global capitalist system is...
Pakistani rupee could fall to Aamir Liaquat levels, experts warn
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KARACHI – As the Pakistani rupee fell from 115.63 at...
Human-sounding Google Strategic Asset sparks ethics questions
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MOUNTAIN VIEW – The new Google digital strategic asset converses...
Karachi’s Water Tanker mafia unanimously approves country’s first water policy
ISLAMABAD: Lauding the decentralisation of nationwide tankers Karachi’s Water Tanker Mafia has unanimously approved the country’s first ever National Water Policy (NWP) while also...
World Press Freedom Day: Nationwide laundries offer 15% discount on trouser pressing
ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Laundries all over Pakistan agreed to give a 15% discount on ironing of pants, trousers and shalwars on Thursday, May 3, to...
Pakistan to develop first cloud-based storage for disqualified parliamentarians
ISLAMABAD – The National Telecommunications Corporation (NTC) on Wednesday signed an agreement with DQware Inc (DQW), an inventor in digital space for the disqualified,...
