Next huge Daraz sale to offer you a mammoth 90% off on your own products


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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Leading e-commerce company, Daraz, is bringing 18.11, the ‘Universe’s Biggest Sale Day’, to Planet Earth for the first time. The one-day sale that is sponsored by your parents, in-laws, relatives, spouse, is offering a humongous discount on products that you are extremely familiar with.

In the first Daraz mega event since the last Daraz mega event, customers can expect a truly personalized and supercharged lineup of activities. Daraz 18.11, a first of its kind event which is set to be a game-changer for regional e-commerce, will offer you at least 90% off on your own products.

“Notice that it’s ‘at least’ and not ‘up to’,” points out a leading Daraz executive, while talking to The Dependent. “So the discount in many cases is between 90 and 99 percent.”

This means that you can purchase any product that you’re currently in possession of by logging on to at only a maximum of 10% of its current market price.

“Considering that you own these products and hence bought these products shows that you need them,” points out the website.

“And it’s not every day that you can purchase things that you need, and you use, for a whopping 90% discount! Daraz’s Biggest Sale of the Universe allows you to do precisely that!”

The one-day sale event on the new Daraz App will be the biggest to date for the e-commerce company.