Pakistan’s most corrupt deserved to be hanged… out with, says Hamza Ali Abbasi
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ISLAMABAD – Star actor and hopeful politician Hamza Ali Abbasi...
Bollwood ban should’ve extended to all films that did not have me: Javed Sheikh
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KARACHI – After featuring prominently in the cast of two...
Rajkumari Hirani’s follow-up biopic on Pakistani criminal tentatively titled Ganju
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MUMBAI – After the overwhelming success in whitewashing an Indian...
I keep focusing on how pretty I am, not my music: Momina Mustehsan
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LAHORE – Momina Mustehsan, who recently released her first original...
Govt asks moviegoers to give local film industry Eidi this year
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ISLAMABAD – The Ministry of Information, Broadcasting, National History and...
Can’t believe random girl on bike has biopic before me: Imran Khan
ISLAMABAD – Criticising Motorcycle Girl for its lack of maturity, lack of talent, and lack of Imran Khan, Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) Chief Imran Khan...
Anwar Maqsood apologises for entire body of post-’87 work
Noted satirist and late Zubeda Apa’s brother Anwar Maqsood has apologised for his recent work.
“By recent, I mean all my work after the year...
Industrial Revolution to blame for sexual harassment, reveals Hamza Ali Abbasi
ISLAMABAD – In a definitive research paper written entirely on social media website Twitter, scholar, researcher and scientist Hamza Ali Abbasi proved that the...
Salman and I belong to the same privileged economic minority: Khawaja Asif
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ISLAMABAD – Foreign Minister Khawaja Asif on Thursday slammed the...
Salman Khan cleared to go home after diyat money paid to blackbuck’s family
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JODHPUR: Bollywood superstar Salman Khan finally got some relief at...
Just In! Trudeau to wear gorgeous traditional Japanese Seppuku outfit while visiting suicide forest
Our fashion/gossip correspondent - After his immensely successful tour of India, rumour has it that Canada’s Prime Hunk-inister Justin Trudeau is thinking of bringing...
Courts place ban on menstruation
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Hot on the heels of the ban on the Bollywood...
PEMRA approves Valentine’s Day transmission in Arabic after Saudi clerics call it ‘positive event’
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ISLAMABAD/RIYADH – After prominent Saudi cleric Ahmed Qassim al Ghamdi...
Salaries of Punjab Film Censor Board members deducted after they banned film without watching...
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LAHORE – Salaries of the members of the Punjab Film...
Pari genuinely scary, confirm film’s investors
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KARACHI/LAHORE/ISLAMABAD – The investors of Pakistan film Pari have confirmed...
Protests imminent after Padmaavat offends financial sentiments of Pakistani film producers
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KARACHI/LAHORE/ISLAMABAD – Nationwide protests are in the offing, after producers...
Muslim fundamentalists drop protests against Padmaavat after reconfirming it really really outraged Rajputs
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ISLAMABAD/NEW DELHI – Muslim fundamentalist groups across the Indian subcontinent,...
