‘Just something in my eye’ says Hamza Abbasi wiping away tears after Murad Saeed...
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Wiping away from his eyes what were clearly tears but...
‘If we can follow preapproved scripts why can’t you,’ govt asks Alhamra performers
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LAHORE – After Punjab Information and Culture Minister Fayyazul Hassan...
Existential angst hits Fakhar-e-Alam after realising he’s exactly where he started
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A wave of existential angst has hit pop artist (?)...
Treacherous new gang ‘Thugs of Hindostan’ looting masses by luring them towards big shiny...
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MUMBAI – A deadly new gang that goes by the...
Uncle Ben condemns ‘blatantly wrong’ use of his only famous dialogue
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UNDISCLOSED LOCATION – Following a heated exchange of tweets between...
Three killed, several injured in Pakistan Fashion Council dispute over what colours are ‘in’...
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Lahore – Our In Correspondent: Three people have been killed and...
#NoTimeToWork: Imran Khan set to complete 2-month long enactment of being prime minister
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ISLAMABAD – In a first, a play titled No Time...
OMG! Mush’s adorable military coup has grown up to be 19-year-old hottie
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LAHORE – We all remember former military dictator Gen (R)...
I said I’m fine, says Hamza Abbasi after Murad Saeed given ministry
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Wiping away from his eyes what were clearly tears but...
Parwaz hai junoon is Top Gun told from the perspective of someone who is...
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Lashing out at critics, Parwaz hai junoon director Haseeb Hassan...
‘Really enjoy anonymity’, Fawad says in headline story with full-width image in popular newspaper
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JEDDAH – Revealing that he appreciated the holy pilgrimage gave...
Nabeel Qureshi rejects Box Office numbers, alleges pre and post poll rigging against Load...
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KARACHI – After losing out against Jawani Phir Nahi Ani...
Guy who can’t act says he’s Pakistan’s equivalent to Indian guy who can’t act
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Uproar among fans of that Indian guy that can't act...
Patwari Noah yet to receive dollar lifaafa: sources
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LOS ANGELES – Patwari Noah who goes by the name...
Gourmet News Network’s launch sparks concerns of mustard journalism
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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI – As Gourmet News Network (GNN) launches across the...
If Imran can rule Pakistan, I can rule Hollywood: Meera
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LAHORE – Taking inspiration from Prime Minister in waiting Imran...
Reham Khan’s book early favourite for Pulitzer Prize in Political Erotica
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NEW YORK – The self-titled book of journalist Reham Khan...
