(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)
Remember that adorable kid from that viral video? The one who keeps saying “Ye mera basta hai”? Well, he made an appearance on Mornings with Nida Yasir and was the cutest thing ever!
First, host Nida Yasir took a donut from him, after which he started screaming and shouting. After that, the little angel was handed a Subcompact Glock 30 and was told that the makeup, lighting and janitorial staff were responsible for stealing the donut.
“Go ahead, shoot,” said Nida Yasir to the crying kid, who repeatedly said he did not want to do it.
“DO IT,” shouted the host angrily, after which the kid shot five rounds, looking the other way, while bawling inconsolably.
“Aww, how CUTE! Isn’t he the cutest thing ever,” the host said, speaking to the audience.
“Beta, we were just kidding,” she said, while hugging him. “Now come on, let us have ice-cream in the next room, while the CHHIPA guys come over and take the bodies away.”
