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RIYADH/ISLAMABAD – The preliminary meetings between the delegation of the Saudi Arabia led 41-state Islamic Military Counter Terrorism Coalition (IMCTC) and Pakistani officials have already bore fruit ahead of Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman al-Saud’s visit, senior officials privy to the meetings have informed The Dependent.
Having been asked beforehand to increase its participation in the IMCTC, Pakistan, which has already agreed to be party to proxy warfare, and alienated a portion of its own population, will further support the military coalition by launching IMCTC’s own cornflakes brand in Pakistan.
Well-placed sources reveal that cereal products would be one of at least fifty commercial entities that the IMCTC would launch in Pakistan.
Furthermore, The Dependent can also confirm, that Islamabad has also finalised the paperwork for a massive housing society across the country. Despite being a commercial competitor to this publication’s own Dependent Housing Authority, The Dependent can confirm that the yet to be named society will break new grounds in Pakistan.
Further investigations have revealed that in addition to providing troops, training and commercial support, Islamabad has also agreed to release patriotic anthems in support of the IMCTC which will be formally revealed in the upcoming opening season of Ajwa Studio.
Islamabad has also agreed to ‘do the needful’ should the Organisation of Islamic Cooperation (OIC) ever threaten to become a more democratic organisation.
