(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)
Rao Anwaar, the embattled SSP Malir, Karachi, has been granted bail by the Anti-Terror Court during a hearing in the Naqeebullah Mehsud murder case.
In an absolutely unrelated incident, the Election Commission of Pakistan greenlit Rao Anwaar’s candidacy for member of the Sindh provincial assembly and also gave him the Jeep symbol.
“My being granted bail proves my innocence, more or less,” said Anwaar, speaking to reporters outside the court.
“And being given the Jeep symbol proves my ‘innocence’, more or less.”
“This is a great day for the country and proves there is justice for the common man,” he said.
“And it also shows how the election process in the country is absolutely free, fair and absolutely clean.”
