TEL AVIV – In an historic meeting, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Indian premier Narendra Modi shortlisted Zionist-Hindu conspiracy theories to be fulfilled against Pakistan, The Dependent has learnt.
According to reports, news clippings from the local newspapers over the past 70 years along with footage of TV analyses, was compiled by a massive team of Illuminati Hindu and Jews.
Sources confirm that the Top 100 Zionist-Hindu conspiracy theories have been finalised by the two premiers, and a countdown has also been confirmed.
“The Top 100, perhaps surprisingly, does not include the theory that the jihadists in Pakistan are Jews or Hindus,” confirmed a source. “The feeling in the Modi and Netanyahu camps is that instead of funding radical Zionists and Hindutva as the Taliban, they would need the radicals in their own backyards, especially Kashmir and Palestine,” the source added.
Another source claimed that one theory that was definitely shortlisted is the Israeli-Indian plot to dominate the world.
“They would do their best to ensure that they gain prominence as global players,” the source said. “If Israel and India dominate, it automatically means that Pakistan would not.”
Meanwhile, local conspiracy theorists’ associations have expressed disappointment at the shortlisted reportedly not including the launch of a formal nuclear war against Pakistan.
“Bloody Jews and Hindus valuing life over death,” said the president of one of the associations, while talking to The Dependent.
