International concern after @PakisTanCyb3rF0rce47 test-fires three memes on remote corner of Facebook

0
187

The international community lead by neighbouring India and tense ally USA have cried foul after Pakistan blasted onto the global memeing scene with the successful test fire of three top grade memes.

According to sources, the Pakistan’s official meme department, twitter handle “@PakisTanCyb3rF0rce47,” test fired three new memes developed from Pakistan’s local meme groups.

The memes have been labelled ‘Bappa memes,’ Bik gai gormint memes, and ‘Isko aur bright karain memes.'” According to @PakisTanCyb3rF0rce47, the aim of this was to “give due credit and acknowledge our cultural heroes.”

“We have used the highest grade of dankness to prepare these memes.” added @PakisTanCyb3rF0rce47 spokesman Fakhar.

“The memes have come together after intense collaboration between departments Dankpuna, Offensive Memes Pakistan and Spicy Urdu Memes II. For the greater national good, we are operating the @PakisTanCyb3rF0rce47 handle jointly” added the meme lord.

“We had to filter out a lot of the normies such as Sarcasmistan and The Humorists, but I think we have managed to form a decent team of meme experts” he said.

Meanwhile, the international community has condemned the meme attack, adding that in the already hostile situation existing on different internet interfaces, websites and social media, the addition of a new type of Pakistani memes was equivalent to playing with fire.

US President and Meme-in-Chief Donald Trump has also decried Pakistan’s actions, saying they would now face “harsh repercussions” including “a complete embargo on Pakistan receiving 9gag and other major meme exporters to the region.”

He also hinted at the possibility of a new Strategic Memes Limitation Treaty (SMLT III), if Pakistan was willing to come to the table.

“With India fully locked and loaded with ‘Creepy facebook message meme’ and Pakistan bringing ‘Bright karain’ to the table, this will have a great destabalising effect on the region, he argued.”

Indian High memer to Pakistan also issued a strongly worded statement questioning the validity of Pakistan’s meme tests.

“The reactions garnered are because these were paid posts. There was no organic reach. Besides, other than the ‘bik gai gormint’ meme, the rest were all very normie.”

Pakistan has responded in turn however, saying that the memes are ‘lit’ and ‘fyre’ and that “the Indian High memer’s face is normie.”

The meme department did, however, add that Pakistan only intended to use their new found meme capability for “peaceful purposes.”