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NEW DELHI – In a clear warning sent out to Pakistan over her position, prominent liberal Indian war activist said that she has no ‘faux neutrality’ when it comes to millions of people potentially dying.
Responding to her critics, taking exception to her activism for the promulgation of war, she wrote on Twitter that after covering war from the front, she would now cheer it on from the front.
“I am an Indian journalist who cut my teeth reporting war from the front line. I have no faux neutrality about my country being engaged in a war, about cheering the prospect of millions of dead bodies. My full support to @IAF_MCC for this. It’s justice that after covering from the front, now I want to cheer it from the front,” she tweeted.
Responding to other critics of her switch to activism, the liberal war activist said that while she’s a war activist, she is not a supporter.
“Isn’t that the ultimate irony, I am a war activist but I do not support war!” she tweeted.
At press time, she was thinking aloud the cost of war. “There is a human cost of conflict, but there are over a billion and a half humans in the account to pay it from,” she wrote on Twitter.
