(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)
Two Indian pilots captured by the Pakistan armed forces have defected to Pakistan after seeing working toilets for the first time in their lives.
According to details, the PAF shot down two Indian airplanes inside Pakistani airspace, and arresting the two offending pilots. Pakistan later released a video of one of the detained pilots.
Wing Commander Abhinandan, service number is 27981, was reportedly taken to an unknown location after the video was made. Upon saying that he needed to use the facilities, he was taken to a bathroom where he saw a toilet for the first time in his life.
“Wait, so I’m supposed to sit on this and then go? I’m sorry I don’t quite get it, could you please explain” he said according to sources close to The Dependent.
“So I do my business and then press the button and its all gone? No smell no mess? Wow that’s amazing! Is this what Pakistan is like? Cuz if so it’s amazing” he went on to say.
After exploring the toilet and assorted Muslim shower, the Wing Commander has reportedly defected to Pakistan. The second pilot, whose name has not yet been relieved, has also had a similar reaction.
