(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)
Taking a break from calling out all the fake news circulating on the internet, the Ministry of Information and Broadcasting’s newly established twitter handle @fakenews_buster decided to divulge some actual news for its followers.
“For a change, we are tweeting actual news, not fake news,” tweeted the account. “So we can also appreciate all the good that is in Pakistan.”
“Click here to see 5 moments when PM Imran made Netanyahu cry,” it added.
The following was the information in the link.
1. This was when PM Imran said “ghabrana nahi hai” in his inaugural address to the people on PTV.
Benjamin Netanyahu found out that there is a person who could make this great nation relaxed, hence the time for relaxation of the Zionist state is now over.
2. This was when PM Imran said on the floor of the house that there would be no NRO for ‘dacoits.’
This really hurt PM Netanyahu because those dacoits were on the payroll of Israeli spy agency Mossad. Whatever will Netanyahu do to destabilise Pakistan now?
3. This was when PM Imran said that he was going to fix national institutions.
The state of Israel spent precious time and money destroying those institutions! Now who is going to do all that work all over again? Netanyahu shuddered at going back to square one.
4. This is after videos of PM Khan’s exercise routine were leaked on the internet and the world saw his topless body.
Netanyahu knew he himself could never maintain such a body. This made Netanyahu sad.
5. This is when news of Imran Khan’s marriage was confirmed (though he wasn’t prime minister yet.)
Netanyahu always had a melange of feelings about Imran Khan. He didn’t know why he was happy when Khan got divorced from Reham Khan. And didn’t know why he was sad when he got remarried. He didn’t know how to make sense of these feelings boiling up inside him.
OMG Shut UP, Netanyahu is said to have told a close friend when the latter said Netanyahu had a crush on Imran Khan.
