(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)
Peshawar – Khyber Pakhtunkwa Chief Minister Pervez Khattak has vowed to tag the Chief Justice of Pakistan in all of the PTIs facebook posts regarding development in KP to show the honourable justice just how good the governance in KP is.
“I will make sure to tag the CJ in all of our facebook posts so that he can see for himself just how hard the social media teams of the PTI have been working in KP” said Khattak.
Earlier, the CJ had said that the work done in KP over the current government’s tenure was not up to the mark. High level meetings at Bani Gala followed in which it was decided that not only would the PTI’s social media pages do double time photoshopping graphics, the Chief Minister would personally get involved to tag his Lordship and get the message across.
“I also vow to mention him in as many tweets as I can and retweet all of the accomplishments we pretend to have on social media which keep our followers satisfied.” said the Chief Minister. Meanwhile, The Dependent has learned that the plan has already met with some problems as the CJ is yet to accept Pervez Khattak’s friend request.
“Yes this is true. For now the CM has followed the CJ on twitter and is mentioning him on our official pages but is still to get a follow back. However, we are confident and will keep poking his honour until we succede” a source close to the CM told The Dependent.
“Imran Khan is friends with him and has been trying tagging but hasn’t gotten a single like or reaction in response yet, but we will keep trying” they went on to add.
