ISLAMABAD – Heartless and extremely judgy accountability court judge Mohammad Bashir in a detailed judgement released on Wednesday regarding the status of Ishaq Dar as a proclaimed offender observed that the under-trial finance minister of hearts does not seem to have a serious heart condition.
A day earlier, the heartless judge had declared the finance minister of hearts a proclaimed offender in a corruption reference heartlessly initiated against him for the ridiculous idea that Dar is possessing assets beyond his sources of income after he unfortunately could not join the trial on more than one occasions, remaining instead in London where he has obviously been undergoing medical treatment for a heart-related ailment.
According to the insensitive and rude judge’s similarly insensitive and rude order, the medical reports submitted before the court by Dar’s lawyer do not seem to indicate that Dar is suffering from a serious cardiac ailment.
“When all the medical reports are kept together, it seems he can take a judicial shock or two just fine,” the heartless judge said.
The judge has recommended Finance Minister of Hearts Ishaq Dar to visit a better script writer, the court’s order says.
