International terror network Al Qaeda has distanced itself from founder Osama Bin Laden after it was revealed that the latter’s Bollywood playlist was devoid of songs sung by Mukesh and Rafi.
The playlist present on the terror leader’s computer was recently declassified by the CIA, six years after he was killed by a Seal team in Abbottabad.
“These are worrisome revelations,” said a visibly disturbed and emotional Abu Khayr al-Masri, Deputy Emir of Al Qaeda. “The playlist was missing the sublime craftsmanship of the great Rafi, who touched the hearts of millions and taught them to treasure love amidst our ephemeral existence. But it did contain Kumar F***ing Sanu’s Chura Ke Dil Mera.”
“It did not contain Kishore’s tour de force Tere Bina Zindagi Se Koi, which has taught generation upon generation to nurse their broken hearts,” he continued, with tears in his eyes. “But contains Saaton Janam Main Tere of an Ajay Devgan film. And this is an Ajay film from his ‘puff hair’ era.”
“We will have nothing to do with even the memory of such a man,” he said. “I guess you can plan a series of terrorist attacks across the world together and wreak global havoc, setting of a series of events from which the world might never recover but not really know a guy.”
