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The Symbol of the Federation on Friday said that he enjoyed Pakistani slapstick comedy Jawani Nahi Aani Part 2.
Making his views public through microblogging app twitter, the Head of State said that the film was “an excellent production.”
The film, which has an ensemble cast of Humanyun Saeed, Wasay Chaudhry, Ahmed Ali Butt, who also appears in drag, was creating good entertainment, said the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of the Republic.
Lollywood was truly “catching up,” said the man whose signature adorns the passports of all Pakistani citizens.
The President later said that he also enjoyed the earlier slapstick, part one of the same franchise.
The man in whose name all signatures are made on federal public documents also reiterated his plans of watching other such movies and that he will take time out from his busy schedule of signing documents without looking at them to watch them.
One of the three constituents of the federal parliament also said that he will buy his own ticket out of the government salary of one million rupees per month that he receives.
