“What’s-his-face and that other guy aren’t nobodies,” insists Imran about Punjab, KP CMs

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(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)

Expressing anger at the media for trying to portray his two Chief Ministerial appointments as being nobodies, Prime Minister Imran Khan has said that “what’s-his-face” and “that other guy” are well known, and seasoned politicians that need no introduction.

“I don’t get why everyone is saying that they are nobodies and will be nothing more than puppets. I can assure you that they’re both stand up guys and are known for their skills all over the country.

“Just look at the guy in KP. The big beefy one that took the oath today for CM. He was even a Minister I think. Don’t know for what but he was so points for that” he said, referring to Mehmood Khan.

“And the guy in Punjab. I think he was in some other party before. I just saw the picture on TV and I’m pretty sure I’ve met him.”

“And let’s be real, if he has met me, then he must be important” he added.

“I mean I’m a pretty big deal. World Cup winning Prime Minister and all.”

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