(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)
As he finally landed at Lahore’s Allama Iqbal International airport, former Prime Minister Mian Muhammad Nawaz Sharif was just slightly glad that his brother Shehbaz Sharif couldn’t get there on time and he missed having to go through the drudgery of seeing all of his relatives right after a long flight.
“It’s not that I don’t love them or anything, its just that I’m a gorwnup now. And this whole everyone coming to see you thing is kinda getting old” he told The Dependent on the flight.
“I mean come on. I have other stuff to do too. And what about the rangers there to arrest me? Were they going to just stand around awkwardly shuffling their feet while I told mom that yes, I had been eating properly?”
“It’s the same every time. You’ve got so weak. Why don’t you take care of yourself. yada yada yada. I’m sick of it” he went on to express.
“I get that I’m being arrested, but I can’t help but see Shehbaz being late again as a silverlining.”
“Besides, mom’s gonna be so pissed at him and it’ll be super funny. Although its classic Shehbaz to try and pin everything on poor Hamzu.”
“That’ll teach him to take my things without asking” he ended.
[…] Source: Pakistan Today […]
[…] Source: Pakistan Today […]
Comments are closed.