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NEW DELHI – The Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) government is all set to finally provide conclusive proof against Pakistan, The Dependent has reliably learnt. This proof will be in the shape of a Bollywood action thriller, which is all set for release later this year.
Tentatively called Chirya Uri: The Metaphorical Strike, the film will be a sequel to Uri: The Surgical Strike, which was the conclusive proof that New Delhi had provided in support of its claim of launching a surgical strike inside Pakistan.
Sources within the Narendra Modi led BJP government confirm that they are planning to organise screenings for both Uri and Chirya Uri at this year’s session of the United Nations General Assembly (UNGA) and is hoping that the film would be completed in time for it.
Sources further confirm that considering how conclusive the proof will be, the Indian government is also planning separate screenings of the film for the US government and the European Union parliament.
“Chirya Uri will jolt Pakistan and IMDB ratings as well,” said Indian Army Chief General Bipin Rawat who will be played in the film by leading comedian Kapil Sharma.
The film will be produced by Ronnie Screwvala and directed by Aditya Dhar, and will star the heartthrob Vicky Kaushal.
“Bollywood and India are inseparable. So what better way to ensure Indian diplomatic and security successes than through the art of Indian filmmaking,” said director of Golmaal franchise Rohit Shetty.
