(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)\
LAHORE – Former Prime Minister of Pakistan Nawaz Sharif donning his favourite Che Guevara T-shirt was arrested at the Allama Iqbal International Airport by the police force of the bourgeoisie late on Friday night.
“Come comrade Maryam, our destiny awaits,” Nawaz said addressing his daughter Maryam Nawaz who joined him in being taken into custody by the oppressive forces of the state.
His hands joined together atop his head, handcuffed, Nawaz was rushed amidst proletariat hordes chanting their leaders’ name as the sole beacon of hope for class equality.
The rushing of the revolutionary leader ran parallel to the hordes, who couldn’t catch a glimpse of their Marxist ideologue as he boarded a small private plane bound for Islamabad International Airport (IIA).
In a message for the Punjabi Bolsheviks delivered through a WhatsApp group for the Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) cadre, Nawaz vowed to continue his class struggle from Attock or Adiala Jail.
“The establishment, the dictatorship of the bourgeoisie, will be defeated by the working class. We are the miansheviks and we will win,” Nawaz’s message read.
“The petit bourgeoisie too will be overpowered by the not-so-petite,” the WhatsApp message delivered to the miansheviks added.
[…] Source: Pakistan Today […]
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