LONDON – Former Finance Minister of Pakistan, and the incumbent Finance Minister of Hearts, Ishaq Dar was seen on the brink of a brawl during the early hours of Thursday morning local time, after a prolonged session of trash talk with life, eyewitnesses have informed The Dependent.
“You and me outside right now,” a surprisingly robust Ishaq Dar told life, with no apparent regard for his deteriorating health, which has kept him outside Pakistan for a few months.
“Yes, one on one, man to man, let’s settle this out on the street right now,” he added.
While eyewitnesses couldn’t eavesdrop successfully enough to capture all the details of Ishaq Dar’s invitation, multiple sources have confirmed that the word Senate was mentioned quite a few times as Dar launched into a roundhouse kick apparently trying to hit life on the teeth.
“Assets accumulation, Supreme Court, Senator, were the most frequently used key words, and each was used multiple times as Dar displayed a wide array of combat techniques, and a decent range of cuss
words, all of which were being thrown at life,” an official of the finance ministry of hearts told The Dependent.
