Another Muslim League planned to bring earthquakes, flash floods into the mainstream

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Hot on the heels of the formation of the Milli Muslim League, insider reports say that another political party is being planned to bring the nation’s earthquakes and flash floods into the political process.

“We have to play the hand that we are dealt. Both earthquakes and flash floods are part of the country. We cannot wish them away,” said Lt Gen (retd) Amjad Shoaib. “It is imperative for us to try to bring them into the mainstream.”

The new political party, which is currently referred to as “Untitled Project” is a new follow up by the Pakistani establishment to try to bring some level of control over these elements.

Actor and activist Hamza Ali Abbasi has already posted a photo of his on Facebook, standing in front of a village devastated by a flash flood in Charsadda, said that both earthquakes and flash floods were often misunderstood. “US, UK and other western powers give Pakistan so much money to fight these two. Have we ever wondered whether this is even our war?”

When contacted, human rights lawyer Asma Jehangir said,” These are EARTHQUAKES and FLOODS, damn it! What on earth are these duffers thinking of??!!!”