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Police finally arrest ‘desperate intruder’ inside PM House

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)

In a bizarre turn of events, the Islamabad Capital Territory Police has finally arrested an intruder roaming inside the currently vacated Prime Minister House.  

According to details, the ICT Police was informed of strange occurrences and noises coming from within the PM House, and decided to take actions after a strange, unknown figure was seen wandering the PM House in different facebook videos.

According to details, one Wajahat S Khan – alias ‘Waj bro’ – was discovered naked inside the PM House hot tub forcing a very uncomfortable looking production crew to film him and his nude shenanigans inside the PM House.

“We have managed to arrest this Waj Bro person. But I must say, in my three decades of police work I have never seen such a sight” said a visibly shaken IG ICT, who took the lead in the raid himself.

“Like, I’ve seen some shit but that man in the hot tub is gonna stay with me” he said with a hollow look in his eyes.

As per police sources, Waj Bro has also been doing other things in the empty PM house where he has been given free reign, including lounging around on the PM’s chair and sitting down everywhere he possibly could and touching everything.

“Our only fear is that he might have done all of this naked as well” said an anonymous police source.

“If that is so, then screw university, we’re gonna have to burn this place to the ground” he ended.

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