Though the federal finance minister seemed set to lose his portfolio in the aftermath of being declared a proclaimed offender and subsequently claiming he was “too ill to stand for more than four minutes let alone appear in court,” information minister Marriyum Aurangzeb has said that no matter what Ishaq Dar will always remain the finance minister of hearts.
“Alhamdulillah, Dar Saheb will always dillon ke wazeer-e-khazana, regardless of what happens in the course of things,” she said, while speaking to reporters at a press conference at the Press Information Department (PID.)
“May the heartbeat of the entire nation be in sync with the hands that used to pull the purse strings of the national kitty,” she said.
Political analysts predict that several new cardial positions are in the offing. There might be a new Punjab Chief Minister of Hearts.
Furthermore, depending on the output of the LNG investigation case, the incumbent Prime Minister might be promoted to Prime Minister of Hearts while the incumbent Prime Minister of Hearts might be promoted to Daur-e-Hazir Ka Nelson Ka Nelson Mandela.