In form Mohammed Amir makes £81 on time it would take for Junaid Khan...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LONDON – Continuing his amazing run of form over the...

Concerned Pakistani bowlers ask Mohammed Amir where exactly he got his chickenpox from

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) BRISTOL – Following the side’s defeat in the third ODI...

Faheem Ashraf can become a great all-rounder if he learns how to bat and...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) BRISTOL – Pakistan bowling coach Azhar Mahmood believes Faheem Ashraf...

Absurdism knocks out Cruyffism to reach Champions League final

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LIVERPOOL/AMSTERDAM – Adherents of absurdism knocked out the practitioners of...

Amir appreciates PCB, ECB organising entire ODI series to help him get into World...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LONDON – Pakistan fast bowler Mohammed Amir on Wednesday appreciated...

‘Ramiz Raja’s understanding of politics almost as bad as his knowledge of cricket,’ experts...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Former Pakistan captain Ramiz Raja has about as...

Future PM Sarfraz calls dumped finance minister ‘my Mohammed Amir’ in year 2046

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) HIGHER TIME DIMENSION – A future Sarfraz Ahmed, 27 years...

‘Focus on my failures as a cricketer not as a human being,’ Umar Akmal...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – After missing out on the squad for the...

Imam-ul-Haq set to replace Fawad Alam in drama serial ‘Ghar Damaad’: sources

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – National team’s opening batsman Imam-ul-Haq is set to...

Not sure what’s wrong with Bangalore Qalandars: De Villiers

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) BENGALURU – Former South Africa captain and superstar batsman AB...

I see myself in the way Mohammad Amir shuffles playing cards: Wasim Akram

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Struggling Mohammad Amir got praise from the very...

PM lauds performance of interim cricket team against Australia

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Prime Minister Imran Khan Thursday lauded the performance...

Getting all losses out of system before world cup: Mickey Arthur

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DUBAI – Pakistan’s head coach Mickey Arthur has said that...

Patriotic cricket fan sets five over streaming limit per IPL match

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) SHEIKHUPURA – Amin Ali, a 21-year-old diehard cricket fan, has...

Not playing first team against defending world champions ideal preparation for World Cup: Mickey...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DUBAI – Pakistan’s head coach Mickey Arthur has said that...

Maula Jatt-Noori Natt rivalry bigger than Ronaldo-Messi: Carles Puyol

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – Following his return from Pakistan, football legend Carles...

PSL technically not international cricket, party-popping moron tells nation

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – The Pakistan Super League does not technically qualify...